The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal: to wipe out half the universe.
By the way, a cautionary tale
If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones
Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants
I love that this started like one of those rural Gothic posts and ended with “FUCK FIRE ANTS”
“What better way to start this blog than commemorate max bond with best mud in a Fullmetal Alchemist parody?” - me, half an hour ago
